Regrettable Trends in Pop Culture: 2008 Edition
The Dreaded Heartthrob-With-Pornstache: History is full of comical facial hair: muttonchops, the soul patch, the Tuff Man. But at least those whiskers possessed a whisper of sex appeal.
We cannot say the same about the pornstache, which littered the lips this year of at least four of 2008's hottest hunks: Brad Pitt, Robert Downey Jr.,Orlando Bloom and Ford Lannan.
We would never advocate violence, but we can certainly understand if someone perpetuated a drive-by shaving. It's DEFCON 1 for the Mach 3.
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