Had to share this! The Lone Ranger and Tonto

Lone Ranger and Tonto

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe,
look towards sky, what you see?'

The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'

'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially
billions of planets! Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in
Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately quarter past three in
the morning. Theologically, theLord is all-powerful and we are small
and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a
beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?'

'It tells me you're dumber than buffalo shit. It means someone stole our tent.'

Hope you laughed Fordo. Stay safe and see you soon.

Love,
Uncle Stosh